5/30 Changing of the guard

I make no time for the rumors of lemmings

Choose not to dwell on worries

Of viscosity and thermal breakdown

Tear those reminder stickers off

Minutes after they put them on

This every three thousand miles thing

Is conspiracy theorist nonsense

There is no magic spell for car longevity

We must throw off superstition an embrace the reality of impending doom

When it gets old,

The car will break down anyway.

Let us embrace this glass as half-empty

And enjoy the drink while it lasts.