December 30, 1998

My Trouble With Snoring

Two-oh-seven I awake
Two-oh-nine I hear it
Two-one-four I toss and turn
Two-one-nine I grumble
Two-two-five I plug my ears
Two-two-six I quit
Two-three-one I fuss and fume
Two-three-eight I stare skyward
Two-four-seven I make a pillow sandwich
Two-four-eight I still hear it all
Two-five-two I make my departure
Two-five-three all is silent
Four-oh-five I creep back in
Four-oh-six I recline
Four-oh-seven I close my eyes.
Why-oh-why must I do this?